Top Relationship Milestones You Shouldn’t Celebrate...
First time we farted in front of each other
First time you held my hair while I puked
First time I said I was wrong but didn’t really feel like I was
First time I faked it so I could get some sleep
The first time you caught me looking at another woman who walked by
Our first public argument
The first time you said “We Need To Talk”
First time I snooped through your phone
The first time you blocked me then unblocked me from Facebook
The first hickey you gave me
Our first pregnancy scare
The first time I told you “Everything is Fine” but it really wasn’t
... and there you have it... the TOP RELATIONSHIP MILESTONES YOU SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE!